I hope everyone had a good Christmas time, and I wish everyone good health and everything that they wish for themselves this new year of 2012. I hope the world doesn’t end. That is my main goal of the year – to survive it. I’ve been told that 2012 bodes well for me. All I have to do is to have sex and it will be golden.

I have plenty to say about Christmas. I feel that after Christmas is the best time, because then I won’t be labelled a Scrooge and a party pooper. But it is late and free internet demands my time and my hands and my penis and my socks elsewhere, so I will merely say that I have been to an actual paedophile’s house and quite possibly shaken an actual paedophile’s hand.